Tonight there's a fetish event going on, that I will be attending...
It originally started out, that I was just going to go and hang out with friends, indulge my voyeurism a little, and mix and mingle... do that whole social networking thing...
Now, I've had ads up in various places, looking for a partner, and have been e-mailing back and forth a few guys... 2 of whom I've hit it off with fairly well.
Dom 1 is in his mid 30's and has a little experience with kink but is looking to learn more, etc, etc... I'd call him BabyDom but someone else already is using that term for their guy, so I don't want to get confused... His photo on his profile is a very impressive set of 6-pack abs, and we've sent some e-mails back and forth but haven't really had the chance to sit down and really get to *know* each other...
Dom 2 is in his very late 40's, and actually has a child my age... he's quite experienced but is newish to Toronto and the scene here... we definitely seem to click and have been chatting fairly regularly, getting to know each other, etc
So last week I suggested to Dom 1 that we meet up at a munch we were both going to... somehow we managed to not connect, but he mentioned he'd be at this fet event tonight....
Meanwhile, last week I suggested to Dom 2 that we could meet at this event and finally see each other in person and see how we click...
yesterday, DT msn'd me from Utah, on his way to possibly Las Vegas if they could get on a flight, yadda yadda jet setting bastard, asking me to RSVP for him for tonight, 'cause he'd love to come out if his flight comes in in time and he's not to tired...
So here I'll be tonight, trying to juggle three guys... which normally would be a big fantasy of mine ;) except I see the potential for awkwardness here... or perhaps one of those situations in sitcoms where I'm constantly excusing myself to go from one guy to the next...
At least these two guys are active in the community (well, Dom 2 was active in his old community, hasn't really started going to events here yet) and I've been able to do some basic checking around on them...
One the one hand, I want to swear off any kinky guy I can't verify through someone in the community, but on the other hand, that gets pretty incestuous fast...
Friday, November 27, 2009
Where's the Funny?!
Thank you, dear readers, for all of your concern over the lack of content to keep you amused while you should be working... as you've all noticed, there have been a dearth of posts lately... this is because I've gone celibate.
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yes, that's right... until I get my STI test results back, I'm keeping it in my pants so as not to pass along anything my darling date may have. Public Health informed me that I need to wait 2 weeks after the incident to get tested, lest I get false negatives, so my date with destiny is for December 8th.
Honestly, I'm not that concerned... Considering the events of that evening I sort of got the vibe that he doesn't get laid very often, so the odds of him having anything serious are slim.
To make things worse for you, I am getting some piercings done on December 5th, which will limit my activity for 6 more weeks... don't worry though, my mouth will remain unaffected so I predict many amusing dates for you in the coming weeks.
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yes, that's right... until I get my STI test results back, I'm keeping it in my pants so as not to pass along anything my darling date may have. Public Health informed me that I need to wait 2 weeks after the incident to get tested, lest I get false negatives, so my date with destiny is for December 8th.
Honestly, I'm not that concerned... Considering the events of that evening I sort of got the vibe that he doesn't get laid very often, so the odds of him having anything serious are slim.
To make things worse for you, I am getting some piercings done on December 5th, which will limit my activity for 6 more weeks... don't worry though, my mouth will remain unaffected so I predict many amusing dates for you in the coming weeks.
Friday, November 20, 2009
Follow-up to Last Night...
Chat Log from This Morning:
Him:: Good morning....Are you there today?
Rubenesque: Hello - work is busy, replies will be fragmented
Him:: That's fine....Thought you were in a meeting.....I'm leaving here at 11:30 anyways....How are you feeling? I am feeling a bit shaky myself still because last night was so exciting....Had a good sleep though
Rubenesque: To be honest, I was unimpressed with your lack of respect for hard limits, and your views on aftercare do not mesh with mine. Sorry, but I'm not interested in continuing anything with you.
At this point I blocked him. The following are e-mail messages and chat logs that Google saved after I blocked him.
Chat Him:: I am confused.....I did apologize for forgetting about your hard limits and I did rectify the situation....And as for aftercare, I'm not sure what you mean.....I am saddened that I will not see you again but I do honour you, your spirit, and your beauty
Email:
One final point is that I just reviewed your BDMS checklist and yes, unprotected sex was listed there as a NO, a hard limit ....So I had more than one warning beforehand ....You are right and I am humbled...If you could do me the favour though and let me know what you meant by aftercare, I would appreciate that...Be safe
Hello,
Your view on aftercare seemed to be that solitude and very little contact was appropriate. In general, when a submissive drops they are essentially going in to shock - they need warmth, sugar, contact, reassurance... being left alone is NOT the best thing to do. In that headspace, a submissive is incoherent and incapable of properly articulating their needs and they need someone with them to take care of them... If I were a less experienced submissive it would have been a very disturbing experience for me.
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I realize that this is a more serious turn to this blog, but
1) I feel that this is something that has to be shared so that less experienced people understand that what he did was NOT OK and
2) we can all giggle a little hysterically whenever we encounter a head of garlic
This week is the Everything to Do With Sex Show... I will be there pretty much all weekend so I hope to have some better stories for you!
Him:: Good morning....Are you there today?
Rubenesque: Hello - work is busy, replies will be fragmented
Him:: That's fine....Thought you were in a meeting.....I'm leaving here at 11:30 anyways....How are you feeling? I am feeling a bit shaky myself still because last night was so exciting....Had a good sleep though
Rubenesque: To be honest, I was unimpressed with your lack of respect for hard limits, and your views on aftercare do not mesh with mine. Sorry, but I'm not interested in continuing anything with you.
At this point I blocked him. The following are e-mail messages and chat logs that Google saved after I blocked him.
Chat Him:: I am confused.....I did apologize for forgetting about your hard limits and I did rectify the situation....And as for aftercare, I'm not sure what you mean.....I am saddened that I will not see you again but I do honour you, your spirit, and your beauty
Email:
One final point is that I just reviewed your BDMS checklist and yes, unprotected sex was listed there as a NO, a hard limit ....So I had more than one warning beforehand ....You are right and I am humbled...If you could do me the favour though and let me know what you meant by aftercare, I would appreciate that...Be safe
Hello,
Your view on aftercare seemed to be that solitude and very little contact was appropriate. In general, when a submissive drops they are essentially going in to shock - they need warmth, sugar, contact, reassurance... being left alone is NOT the best thing to do. In that headspace, a submissive is incoherent and incapable of properly articulating their needs and they need someone with them to take care of them... If I were a less experienced submissive it would have been a very disturbing experience for me.
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I realize that this is a more serious turn to this blog, but
1) I feel that this is something that has to be shared so that less experienced people understand that what he did was NOT OK and
2) we can all giggle a little hysterically whenever we encounter a head of garlic
This week is the Everything to Do With Sex Show... I will be there pretty much all weekend so I hope to have some better stories for you!
WARNING: This post may be disturbing or triggering for some. Viewer Discretion is advised.
Reply to one of my ads - a gentleman who seemed to really click... we spent much of this last week chatting, both online and on the phone and everything seemed to really mesh well... so we made a play date for last night...
I arrived and parked in the back, as requested. I called to let him know I had arrived and he said he would come and help me with the toy bags. He comes downstairs, but in the dark and the rain and the streetlights behind him, he's in silhouette. He takes one of the bags and tells me to precede him up the stairs. As I enter his apartment he drops the bag he's carrying, claps a hand over my mouth and tells me not to make a noise. He grabs me and manhandles me over to the couch and bends me over it, pushing my face into the cushions, pulling my my skirt and pushing my panties to the side. He enters me roughly and starts fucking me hard. I'm shaking and whimpering... he grabs my arms behind my back to immobilize me and fucks me harder... pulls out and using my own juices as lube enters my ass and starts fucking me hard... all the while telling me what a fucking tight cunt I am, and how this is what I deserve, and to stop making noise or I'll be sorry... he stops after my second orgasm and helps me stand up... I'm trembling and gasping for air and my clothes are soaked in sweat. He leads me to his washroom and tells me to tidy up and compose myself, then tell him when I'm ready to come out... turns on the light as he closes the door.
I wash my face and use the facilities... take a few deep breaths and think about how well the evening is going so far... we had discussed what a hot button kink rape play is for me, and I thought that the evening was getting of to a great start. I let him know that I'm ready to come out, and he opens the door, turns off the washroom light and immediately blindfolds me. My first thought is "ok, I'm betting he doesn't look like his photo... otherwise he'd let me see his face clearly... I've seen his silhouette so I know he's not hideous, we'll just let this play out"
He leads me back to the living room and lays me down on my back on a futon on the floor. Tells me to lay still. He grabs some rope and starts tying my wrists together, my inner Domme criticizing his technique... once my wrists are secured with my arms stretched out above my head, he starts undressing me... the buttons on my shirt.. my skirt.. my bra... finally my panties. Stocking and Heels stay on (and in fact, did not come off the entire evening). As I lay there shivering slightly, he leaves me to go to the kitchen and I can hear the sound of metal on metal, and other random kitchen noises... he returns and joins me on the floor, when suddenly a leather clad hand is put over my mouth and I'm told to keep my fucking mouth shut and stay quiet as he starts fucking me again. It's at this point that I realize... he's not wearing a condom... Unsafe sex is a HUGE hard limit for me. He fucks me a while longer while I struggle against him and he threatens me. He climbs off of me and I thank my lucky stars that he did not ejaculate in me. Reduced risk. He grabs a knife and starts trailing it over my body... describing all of the damage he could do... hacking off a nipple... cutting along my belly or my throat... I'm lying there completely still, in shock.. we did not discuss knife play, and while I enjoy it, it's certainly not a first date activity!
The knife gets tossed aside and suddenly there's something cold on my nipples... then a hot wet mouth... and then through the fog I hear "well that wasn't the smartest thing I've done, now I'm going to taste like garlic" ... A remote part of my mind starts giggling hysterically, wondering what the hell is going on. He says something about putting the garlic back in the kitchen and I lay there, dazed and confused... quickly entering subspace despite wanting to keep a clear head. He returns and after some light touching, I sense light and heat.. very close to the blindfold.. and the faint scent of candles (slightly overpowered by the smell of garlic) ... he teases me with the candle... threatening to spill hot wax on my nipples... holding on at the edge between fear and safety... pleasure and pain... after some time he stops and asks if I've like some water. I agree and he goes to get some.
He returns with the water, unties my wrists and helps me drink. He then asks me how I'm feeling. I tell him I'm confused because I knew we had discussed safe sex. He gives me some bullshit about 'being in the moment' and his desire for me 'overwhelming him' and how he has a policy not to apologize, just to rectify and assures me he'll use condoms the rest of the evening... asks me to repeat my hard limits, which I do, to which he replies "oh yes, I remember now, I do owe you an apology"
I float for a little while longer and he turns me over, a cushion under my hips raising my ass up... pulls out his strap and starts strapping my ass and back... assured me he won't leave any marks... after a good amount of strapping he starts fucking me again... This time I can tell he's using a condom... I let myself sink a little further in to the endorphin high and he continues to strap and spank me. After what seems like forever, he stops and runs his hands over my back and ass... I whimper and he takes me in to his arms and talks soothingly to me... rolls me on to my back and grabs one of the vibrators he told me to bring... goes down on me and brings me to orgasm .. 3.. 4... times? I've lost count, I'm in a haze of endorphins and adrenaline like I haven't experienced in a *very* long time...
He pets me some more, talking soothingly and asking how I'm feeling... "floaty" is my reply... he says something like "in that case" and rolls me over again to strap me some more while he fucks me. He finishes and I start to shiver... I'm cold and alone and the part of my mind that's still engaged tells me that I'm dropping... I don't think I've EVER dropped before. I manage to get across to him that I'm cold, and he brings me a blanket, tucks it around me... and then... goes to sit on the couch? I lie there shivering on the floor, covered in a blanket while he sits and meditates on the couch or some shit. After a while I become coherent enough to ask for some water, which he brings me... and then asks if I'd prefer his bed. I nod shakily and he helps me stand up... I'm still wearing my stilettos... I stumble over to his bedroom, slip off my shoes and slide under the covers. He drapes them over me and then... leaves... I drift for a while and then... what's that that I hear... it sounds like a TV show... I make my way out of bed, grab my shoes and blearily enter the living room. I'm able to see him for the first time clearly...
He SAID he was 45, gave me a photo which I suspect is from his late 30's and is possibly actually older than 45... As I had suspected he did NOT look like his photo. He's watching TV and notices me enter the room... asks if I'd like something to eat. I nod and he goes in to the kitchen... asks if I'd like an apple or orange, I choose the orange and start packing up the toys and getting dressed. He brings me a peeled orange and heads back in to the kitchen.. I hear the microwave go on. I eat my orange, get dressed and pack everything up. He comes back holding.. a frozen dinner... (really?!). I eat some of it and he rubs my back and we chat. He gives me this speech about how when I'm in 'recovery mode' I need solitude to process everything... my inner mind is screaming "no you idiot, I need someone to make sure I'm not going in to shock! I need human contact!" I gather my things and he carries my bags down to my car, kissing me goodnight. I get in to my car, still processing the evening. Halfway home, I start giggling hysterically... I can smell garlic.
I arrive home and eventually make it in to the shower... I catch sight of myself in the mirror... he's bruised my left shoulder along the top bony part.
I will not be returning to this man - not only because he broke my trust from the beginning by not using a condom... I'm pissed off that I need to go get tested again, when I was JUST TESTED at my GYN in October... I feel weird going back to him asking for ANOTHER round of tests, so I have to find a public health clinic to go to. The garlic thing was... weird... I have no clue what was going on with that and I really didn't want to ask... I think I'm better off not knowing... The lack of aftercare, when I know he was aware that I needed some (and any experienced Dom would have recognized that I needed help even if I had previously said I DIDN'T need aftercare)... all add up to someone that I do NOT want to play with again. In fact, if I were hearing this story from a less experienced submissive, I'd be seriously concerned. I am saddened that my first play date getting back into the submissive role after such a long hiatus has turned out like this, and makes me seriously reconsider what I'm looking for. At least with bad vanilla dates, you don't have to worry (too much) about physical or psychological damage.
I arrived and parked in the back, as requested. I called to let him know I had arrived and he said he would come and help me with the toy bags. He comes downstairs, but in the dark and the rain and the streetlights behind him, he's in silhouette. He takes one of the bags and tells me to precede him up the stairs. As I enter his apartment he drops the bag he's carrying, claps a hand over my mouth and tells me not to make a noise. He grabs me and manhandles me over to the couch and bends me over it, pushing my face into the cushions, pulling my my skirt and pushing my panties to the side. He enters me roughly and starts fucking me hard. I'm shaking and whimpering... he grabs my arms behind my back to immobilize me and fucks me harder... pulls out and using my own juices as lube enters my ass and starts fucking me hard... all the while telling me what a fucking tight cunt I am, and how this is what I deserve, and to stop making noise or I'll be sorry... he stops after my second orgasm and helps me stand up... I'm trembling and gasping for air and my clothes are soaked in sweat. He leads me to his washroom and tells me to tidy up and compose myself, then tell him when I'm ready to come out... turns on the light as he closes the door.
I wash my face and use the facilities... take a few deep breaths and think about how well the evening is going so far... we had discussed what a hot button kink rape play is for me, and I thought that the evening was getting of to a great start. I let him know that I'm ready to come out, and he opens the door, turns off the washroom light and immediately blindfolds me. My first thought is "ok, I'm betting he doesn't look like his photo... otherwise he'd let me see his face clearly... I've seen his silhouette so I know he's not hideous, we'll just let this play out"
He leads me back to the living room and lays me down on my back on a futon on the floor. Tells me to lay still. He grabs some rope and starts tying my wrists together, my inner Domme criticizing his technique... once my wrists are secured with my arms stretched out above my head, he starts undressing me... the buttons on my shirt.. my skirt.. my bra... finally my panties. Stocking and Heels stay on (and in fact, did not come off the entire evening). As I lay there shivering slightly, he leaves me to go to the kitchen and I can hear the sound of metal on metal, and other random kitchen noises... he returns and joins me on the floor, when suddenly a leather clad hand is put over my mouth and I'm told to keep my fucking mouth shut and stay quiet as he starts fucking me again. It's at this point that I realize... he's not wearing a condom... Unsafe sex is a HUGE hard limit for me. He fucks me a while longer while I struggle against him and he threatens me. He climbs off of me and I thank my lucky stars that he did not ejaculate in me. Reduced risk. He grabs a knife and starts trailing it over my body... describing all of the damage he could do... hacking off a nipple... cutting along my belly or my throat... I'm lying there completely still, in shock.. we did not discuss knife play, and while I enjoy it, it's certainly not a first date activity!
The knife gets tossed aside and suddenly there's something cold on my nipples... then a hot wet mouth... and then through the fog I hear "well that wasn't the smartest thing I've done, now I'm going to taste like garlic" ... A remote part of my mind starts giggling hysterically, wondering what the hell is going on. He says something about putting the garlic back in the kitchen and I lay there, dazed and confused... quickly entering subspace despite wanting to keep a clear head. He returns and after some light touching, I sense light and heat.. very close to the blindfold.. and the faint scent of candles (slightly overpowered by the smell of garlic) ... he teases me with the candle... threatening to spill hot wax on my nipples... holding on at the edge between fear and safety... pleasure and pain... after some time he stops and asks if I've like some water. I agree and he goes to get some.
He returns with the water, unties my wrists and helps me drink. He then asks me how I'm feeling. I tell him I'm confused because I knew we had discussed safe sex. He gives me some bullshit about 'being in the moment' and his desire for me 'overwhelming him' and how he has a policy not to apologize, just to rectify and assures me he'll use condoms the rest of the evening... asks me to repeat my hard limits, which I do, to which he replies "oh yes, I remember now, I do owe you an apology"
I float for a little while longer and he turns me over, a cushion under my hips raising my ass up... pulls out his strap and starts strapping my ass and back... assured me he won't leave any marks... after a good amount of strapping he starts fucking me again... This time I can tell he's using a condom... I let myself sink a little further in to the endorphin high and he continues to strap and spank me. After what seems like forever, he stops and runs his hands over my back and ass... I whimper and he takes me in to his arms and talks soothingly to me... rolls me on to my back and grabs one of the vibrators he told me to bring... goes down on me and brings me to orgasm .. 3.. 4... times? I've lost count, I'm in a haze of endorphins and adrenaline like I haven't experienced in a *very* long time...
He pets me some more, talking soothingly and asking how I'm feeling... "floaty" is my reply... he says something like "in that case" and rolls me over again to strap me some more while he fucks me. He finishes and I start to shiver... I'm cold and alone and the part of my mind that's still engaged tells me that I'm dropping... I don't think I've EVER dropped before. I manage to get across to him that I'm cold, and he brings me a blanket, tucks it around me... and then... goes to sit on the couch? I lie there shivering on the floor, covered in a blanket while he sits and meditates on the couch or some shit. After a while I become coherent enough to ask for some water, which he brings me... and then asks if I'd prefer his bed. I nod shakily and he helps me stand up... I'm still wearing my stilettos... I stumble over to his bedroom, slip off my shoes and slide under the covers. He drapes them over me and then... leaves... I drift for a while and then... what's that that I hear... it sounds like a TV show... I make my way out of bed, grab my shoes and blearily enter the living room. I'm able to see him for the first time clearly...
He SAID he was 45, gave me a photo which I suspect is from his late 30's and is possibly actually older than 45... As I had suspected he did NOT look like his photo. He's watching TV and notices me enter the room... asks if I'd like something to eat. I nod and he goes in to the kitchen... asks if I'd like an apple or orange, I choose the orange and start packing up the toys and getting dressed. He brings me a peeled orange and heads back in to the kitchen.. I hear the microwave go on. I eat my orange, get dressed and pack everything up. He comes back holding.. a frozen dinner... (really?!). I eat some of it and he rubs my back and we chat. He gives me this speech about how when I'm in 'recovery mode' I need solitude to process everything... my inner mind is screaming "no you idiot, I need someone to make sure I'm not going in to shock! I need human contact!" I gather my things and he carries my bags down to my car, kissing me goodnight. I get in to my car, still processing the evening. Halfway home, I start giggling hysterically... I can smell garlic.
I arrive home and eventually make it in to the shower... I catch sight of myself in the mirror... he's bruised my left shoulder along the top bony part.
I will not be returning to this man - not only because he broke my trust from the beginning by not using a condom... I'm pissed off that I need to go get tested again, when I was JUST TESTED at my GYN in October... I feel weird going back to him asking for ANOTHER round of tests, so I have to find a public health clinic to go to. The garlic thing was... weird... I have no clue what was going on with that and I really didn't want to ask... I think I'm better off not knowing... The lack of aftercare, when I know he was aware that I needed some (and any experienced Dom would have recognized that I needed help even if I had previously said I DIDN'T need aftercare)... all add up to someone that I do NOT want to play with again. In fact, if I were hearing this story from a less experienced submissive, I'd be seriously concerned. I am saddened that my first play date getting back into the submissive role after such a long hiatus has turned out like this, and makes me seriously reconsider what I'm looking for. At least with bad vanilla dates, you don't have to worry (too much) about physical or psychological damage.
Where Men are MEN
I Can Take care of you I come from part of world that women are women and Man are Man I am not in relationship and can host if this fits and are willing to be tamed let me know.
Sam
I've never worn a hijab... I wonder if this guy really thinks that misogyny = BDSM?
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
The Intellectual
I'll just let this chat log speak for itself...
He says (11:13 AM): do u watch movies / offcourse u do / stupid wuestion / ok tell me if u r a horror movie lover
Me says (11:14 AM): not really /I don't watch movies other than documentaries really...
He says (11:15 AM): wow / u r my type in this case / have u seen zeitghiest?
Me says (11:15 AM): nope
He says (11:16 AM): thats strange / u should have watched that. thats on youtube./ thats gonna change ur perspective of looking into life / i m serious
Me says (11:18 AM): I'll look it up
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He says (11:25 AM): hmm / let me tell u / u 'll be the very first lady i 'll meet who is into these intellactual things. / and i love that / i on't like the girls look like models but are dumbass / i prefer mind over body / if u don't have anything to chat about and the girl expects that u gonna praise her and than give her a good job and than leave / i refuse to be a part of the situation
I rest my case... humanity IS getting less intelligent...
He says (11:13 AM): do u watch movies / offcourse u do / stupid wuestion / ok tell me if u r a horror movie lover
Me says (11:14 AM): not really /I don't watch movies other than documentaries really...
He says (11:15 AM): wow / u r my type in this case / have u seen zeitghiest?
Me says (11:15 AM): nope
He says (11:16 AM): thats strange / u should have watched that. thats on youtube./ thats gonna change ur perspective of looking into life / i m serious
Me says (11:18 AM): I'll look it up
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He says (11:25 AM): hmm / let me tell u / u 'll be the very first lady i 'll meet who is into these intellactual things. / and i love that / i on't like the girls look like models but are dumbass / i prefer mind over body / if u don't have anything to chat about and the girl expects that u gonna praise her and than give her a good job and than leave / i refuse to be a part of the situation
I rest my case... humanity IS getting less intelligent...
The Dom who was really a sub
I received reply the other day to the ad I had put up looking for a Dominant man...
"I am a dominant very strong buff male with experience in bdsm. Thuddy play, spanking and alll the other 'normal' bdsm play are part of what I like including breath play, anal and humiliation. I would approach edge play once I understand your limits better. Safe sex for sure. This is kinky edgy and fun or should be. Let me know and I will post photos on msn. 5 10 190 buff strong etc for real."
Sounds good, right?
So I add the guy to my MSN and we start chatting... things are going ok and then he finds out I'm switch...
I have now spent 3 days chatting with him on and off, outlining my preferences as a Domme, listening to him tell me about the activities that various Dommes have made him do, what previous submissive girlfriends have asked him to do (mostly homosexual activities), and what sorts of things he'd like to 'force' me to do (three guesses what side of the whip I'd be on)...
FFS MAN JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE A SUBMISSIVE AND BE A HAPPIER PERSON FOR IT!!!!!!! I haven't heard ONE THING about any Dominant activities you've participated in, you're not selling yourself here!
"I am a dominant very strong buff male with experience in bdsm. Thuddy play, spanking and alll the other 'normal' bdsm play are part of what I like including breath play, anal and humiliation. I would approach edge play once I understand your limits better. Safe sex for sure. This is kinky edgy and fun or should be. Let me know and I will post photos on msn. 5 10 190 buff strong etc for real."
Sounds good, right?
So I add the guy to my MSN and we start chatting... things are going ok and then he finds out I'm switch...
I have now spent 3 days chatting with him on and off, outlining my preferences as a Domme, listening to him tell me about the activities that various Dommes have made him do, what previous submissive girlfriends have asked him to do (mostly homosexual activities), and what sorts of things he'd like to 'force' me to do (three guesses what side of the whip I'd be on)...
FFS MAN JUST ADMIT THAT YOU'RE A SUBMISSIVE AND BE A HAPPIER PERSON FOR IT!!!!!!! I haven't heard ONE THING about any Dominant activities you've participated in, you're not selling yourself here!
The Tale of Mr. Twitchy
For a lark I've been replying to CL ads that aren't necessarily exactly what I'm looking for... trying out the 'stereotypes' so to speak... for example - I sent a response to an ad from a gentleman who claimed to be a money manager on Bay street and was looking for a princess to spoil (hey, I can be a princess!)
I receive a reply to my e-mail and he seems OK, we make plans to meet at the mall near my workplace for lunch today because he'll be up in the area (which is nowhere NEAR Bay Street)
We meet and he... generally fits the description he gave... so bonus points there! However.. he twitches... like.. has a number of involuntary ticks... which, OK, is really not his fault, but is still a little off putting.
He chooses to eat at one of those food-court type places that's not actually located at the food court... low-quality deli meat served by minimum wage immigrants who would spit in your food if you turned your back.
And then he opens his mouth... and he has worse social skills than the most female-phobic engineer I know... spends the entire time babbling about his travels around the GTA for family obligations, and how he lives and works right near where I work, and how he DOES do money management but sort of on his own and how he's also doing some P.I. work and pulls out this mini tape recorder and explains about how he tapes conversations sometimes but he's not a snoop (I checked, the recorder was NOT going during lunch) and why does my gmail show that I have a camera sometimes and aren't I worried about people recording what I show them and on and on and on!
Finally, I pull out my phone and exclaim at the time... oh noes! I have big deadline for client this afternoon! must be going! so sorry!
I made my excuses and left as quickly as possible. First meeting/date I've gone on that they haven't even earned a peck on the cheek or hug goodbye...
...
I'll just go put away my tiara...
I receive a reply to my e-mail and he seems OK, we make plans to meet at the mall near my workplace for lunch today because he'll be up in the area (which is nowhere NEAR Bay Street)
We meet and he... generally fits the description he gave... so bonus points there! However.. he twitches... like.. has a number of involuntary ticks... which, OK, is really not his fault, but is still a little off putting.
He chooses to eat at one of those food-court type places that's not actually located at the food court... low-quality deli meat served by minimum wage immigrants who would spit in your food if you turned your back.
And then he opens his mouth... and he has worse social skills than the most female-phobic engineer I know... spends the entire time babbling about his travels around the GTA for family obligations, and how he lives and works right near where I work, and how he DOES do money management but sort of on his own and how he's also doing some P.I. work and pulls out this mini tape recorder and explains about how he tapes conversations sometimes but he's not a snoop (I checked, the recorder was NOT going during lunch) and why does my gmail show that I have a camera sometimes and aren't I worried about people recording what I show them and on and on and on!
Finally, I pull out my phone and exclaim at the time... oh noes! I have big deadline for client this afternoon! must be going! so sorry!
I made my excuses and left as quickly as possible. First meeting/date I've gone on that they haven't even earned a peck on the cheek or hug goodbye...
...
I'll just go put away my tiara...
Monday, November 16, 2009
More Translation Needed
From: <name redacted>
Date: 2009/11/16
Subject: mediu-core
To: pers-vja6m-1468853017@craigslist.org
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
this message was remailed to you via: pers-vja6m-1468853017@craigslist.org
Huh?
Subject: mediu-core
To: pers-vja6m-1468853017@craigslist.org
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
Hi,
You must do as I tell you. Miss this reply at your pearl!
this message was remailed to you via: pers-vja6m-1468853017@craigslist.org
Huh?
Translation Please...
A reply I just received from my "Personal" Trainer ad:
Looking for the same, I live in Mississauga, work shift work. Would love to connect with you and I too trying to loose some weight. I feel a partner is important when exercising. A picture is not necessary the result of what we have experienced is the perfect picture.
Hoping to hear from you.
ummm.. what?
Looking for the same, I live in Mississauga, work shift work. Would love to connect with you and I too trying to loose some weight. I feel a partner is important when exercising. A picture is not necessary the result of what we have experienced is the perfect picture.
Hoping to hear from you.
ummm.. what?
Sunday, November 15, 2009
Worst of Craigslist
Attractive Couple Looking for a Submissive - mw4w
We are an attractive professional couple looking for a submissive for on going encounters. The ideal sub must be bi or bi curious and must be genuine and have sincere desire to serve.
Couple: Male is a professional gentleman (blk). Female is an Asian beauty with a class.
You: A true obedient submissive, clean and respectful.
Couple: Male is a professional gentleman (blk). Female is an Asian beauty with a class.
You: A true obedient submissive, clean and respectful.
A Class what? What's with all of the "true" Dominants and submissives... did I miss a class somewhere to get my certification?
I NEED A LADY TO LAY WITH MY HUSBAND FOR TONITE WHILE ON BUSINESS - mw4w - 30 (MISSISSAUGA)
hi ladies my husband is always away on business and i feel real bad because i cant assist him while he's away. He is a beautiful good looking englishman and i am black pretty women. who just want him well taking care of while he's away. i know it sounds wierd. but thats the way we are. we look after each other. its just for a night. and you would not be disappointed. he has a 8inch cock and the best tongue i have ever had upon my clit. he knows exactly what to do with both. I cant stop having orgasms lol. believe me no lie. you would have just as much fun as him. and me. i will be happy because i know hes happy and well taking care of in all aspects of the word. so please ladies from women to women wouldn't you do this for your man. well if not u should and you will recieve more back from them. caring is sharing. please send me a photo and a phone number and we go from there, no flakes please. and no email taggs. lets get this rolling girls. lets have some fun, good luck to the lucky ladies,
Dude... you need to learn capitalization and punctuation... and you sound nothing like a lady...
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Worst of Craigslist
Ok.. let's see a raise of hands - how many of you have measured your tongue? This guy has...
free full body massage and reflexology for women - m4w - 39
I am a good looking open minded guy 100% D/D free and would love to please women, I can give you a great full body massage and worship your body from head to toe, great reflexology, great oral and if you like more I have a 7" uc hard tool and 7" soft tongue as well, don't worry I am trustworthy and you can feel comfortable and relax with me
Craigslist isn't the only source of fail...
I received an e-mail today from a kinky website that I am a member of...
"I am a fairly new submissive male, unexperienced. I am seeking for one Dominant lady to take me under her wing, and teach me her ways of controlling me.
I would luv to be tied up, facesat, worship feet and all other tasks, I am still not extreme, but hope to explore as time passes :)
I saw ur pics.. wish could kiss ur feet rigt now ;)"
Aside from never having heard from this person before in my life in any way shape or form, nor having solicited this type of contact (it's not a matchmaking site), I go to check out his profile... here's an excerpt:
"I am seeking One, Dominant Partner, for whom I would do everything she commands. I am seeking to be under a wing of a true Mistress who will top and explore me as she pleases"
Alas, I am not "True" so I suppose I'll have to pass up this candidate...
Worst of Craigslist
I've noticed an alarming trend on Craiglist that I don't understand... do people have no sense of self preservation or safety?
Departure: Toronto, Arrival: El Salvador, Cancun, Cuba somewhere, etc. (all inclusive) Have this sudden need to go somewhere warm. Looking for someone to travel with for a week for about ideally 600 each deals like the places i listed above...
Established single professional looking for a woman partner for vacation trips to cuba, costa rica and panama. ...
Looking for a Female Travel Partner... We meet to decide where and when to go, I will pay for half of your fare , we book it, and escape some of December's cold.
41 y.o., heterosexual male, need a vacation companion to share the hotel room (this was a m4m posting!)
I am looking for a vacation companions of either gender to split the costs by sharing a hotel room and to take advantage of these great savings. ...
I'm so tempted to post an ad looking for a travel companion to Thailand.. or someplace equally "lawless" ...
Do people actually find random people willing to travel out of country without knowing each other? Am I the only one who finds this prospect scary and dangerous in a non-sexually-exciting way?
I'm amazed that we don't hear of more people being murdered at all-inclusive resorts...
Worst of Craigslist
Reward Given: Submissive Women - m4w - 26 (Toronto)
You are open mined & know how to treat your master. Nothing is off limits & closet submissive's are welcome.
Those who please will be taken care of and those you satisfy me will be "rewarded" (dinners, travel, shopping..)
Reply with full description and photos.
Those who please will be taken care of and those you satisfy me will be "rewarded" (dinners, travel, shopping..)
Reply with full description and photos.
Monday, November 9, 2009
How NOT to reply to an ad...
BBW
Im a mulato good looking guy. I stand 5 10 and weigh 176 lbs, I have very short hair and clean shaven. BBW's are hot but I would also like to loose some weight. I dont like my belly. I am in my early 40's but most say I look mid thirties. I like the running then shower part. I love curvy women especially in the butt area. I like the be firm in bed and I have been told that my penis hurts then thats why I love bbw's. Im not 12 inches but I am 8 and love to please a woman. If I can help you loose weight and have shower fun with you bonus for me. If interested write back. If I don't hear from you I'll quess you are not interested, and if so good luck.
Has someone stolen his apostrophe key? Is his spellcheck broken?
Has someone stolen his apostrophe key? Is his spellcheck broken?
Worst of Craigslist
SUBMISSIVE FEMALE SOUGHT BY EXPERIENCED MASTER - m4w - 34 (TORONTO)
I am outgoing, intelligent, playful and fun, an all around nice guy.....but in private, NOTHING brings me greater pleasure than controlling, roughly using and creatively demeaning, defiling and degrading a really good looking woman who gets off on being a decadent lil freak! You MUST be: (1) a real biological female in the TORONTO/GTA area who is both genuinely submissive and who yearns to be roughly and selfishly used and humiliated (2) willing to send your picture and (3) willing to speak on the phone. If any of that is a problem for you, don't respond.
You may be of any weight, height and/or body type. I am not picky so long as you have as few sexual limits as possible. You must be naturally submissive and masochistic. I have no interest in fakes or those who are naturally bratty and defiant. I have absolutely no interest in "conquering" you. You must already be genuinely submissive, and if not, please do not waste my time or yours.
I am REAL and do NOT play games!. I am not here to evaluate you or engage in any sort of phone or cyber fantasy with you. You are a kinky and submissive slut who gets off on and YEARNS to be extremely well used and degraded in real life. I am a polite, friendly, well educated, well spoken, safe, sane, clean, down to earth, easy going dominant guy who is 34 years old, 6 feet tall, 250 lbs, short brown hair, blue eyes, clean shaven face, hairy body. I have been into the BDSM scene for over 10 years and trained many submissives in the past. If you are READY to be a good lil freak on a leash for me and you get off on being verbally humiliated and used by a kinky and creative yet crude Master who is highly skillful, erotic and creatively kinky, but also a demanding sexual savage, I will MAKE you cum like a fucking volcano, as I bend you and twist you literally and metaphorically, so as to maximize my extreme gratification and your total humiliation!.
Rest assured I am super safe and 100% sane!. While I will tax and push your limits, I will always send you home safe and sound, as well as very raw and sore!. Send a detailed reply with a description of yourself. One liners, even with hot pics, will be completely ignored since if you are sincerely craving exceptional use and treatment, you will take the time to display your genuineness.
Did you read my entire post, little girl?. Just so I know you read my entire posting here, you will copy and paste the phrase "I AM A KINKY SUBMISSIVE SLUT" in the subject line of your e-mail reply. Begin right now and do not forget to address me as Sir. Send your contact information in the form of a telephone number along with your e-mail reply.
Don't disappoint me now you naughty lil girl!!!.
I am an experienced Master who is ready to train you in the dark arts of BDSM, if you dare!.
Black Stud, Part 2
3am Saturday I get a text message "you sexy mofo come back here, I'm horny"
well ok then.. apparently he wasn't as weirded out as I thought?
So then we chat a bit... and it's just easier for me to put in some of the logs than it is for me to try and explain this conversation...
well ok then.. apparently he wasn't as weirded out as I thought?
So then we chat a bit... and it's just easier for me to put in some of the logs than it is for me to try and explain this conversation...
BS:: come over here
me: I can't - I've got a dozen people over for dinner at 5
me: i'm sure you can find another eager and willing girl for today ;)
BS: you were a good fuck though
me: thank you... I'm sure we'll find time for a second 'date' sometime find some time when you can come here and we'll have a bed and toys
BS: what kinda toys
me: rope.. gags... crops.. etc ... dildos, paddles... you name it, we've got it
BS: do you fuck ur husband with strap on?
me: sometimes, why, you want me to do you?
BS: ive never done that
me: you want kinky honey, we can do kinky
....
BS: id like to have a 3some with you n another woman
me: I'm sure you can find another lady for that I've done 3somes and 4somes... lots of fun
BS: i dont know any other bi women
BS: ive never been dominated
me: I noticed that you tend to take the leading role ;) it's a little intimidating to try and Dominate you, 'cause I know that you can overpower me so easily... but once I've got you tied up...
...
BS: got one
me: one what?
BS: but she dont like anal
me: got photos of her?
BS: i will get
me: ok
BS: i have a feeling i will be taking her ass tho
me: oh yeah?
BS: i always get what i want
(UM... WHAT?!!)
me: do you now?
BS: ummhmm
me: that just makes me want to deny you
BS: lol, you cant deny me
me: oh yeah? what would happen if I did?
BS: i have no idea... never happened
me: well.. what would you have done last night if I told you you couldn't fuck my ass?
BS: that didnt happen so i cant say
me: would you ever force someone if they denied you?
BS: i dont cross limits
me: good to hear
...
BS: was i a good fuck for u
me: yes you were
BS: would you pay t fuck me?
me: no - I can get sex for free, why would I pay anyone?
BS: no no, i meant was i good enough to pay for
me: I guess so... considering a career change?
BS: no change ... just something on the side
I am.. hrmm... the sex was good enough that I'll probably have a second (or third) date if the situation comes up... but I am NOT seeing anything long term here, as hot as he is...
me: I can't - I've got a dozen people over for dinner at 5
me: i'm sure you can find another eager and willing girl for today ;)
BS: you were a good fuck though
me: thank you... I'm sure we'll find time for a second 'date' sometime find some time when you can come here and we'll have a bed and toys
BS: what kinda toys
me: rope.. gags... crops.. etc ... dildos, paddles... you name it, we've got it
BS: do you fuck ur husband with strap on?
me: sometimes, why, you want me to do you?
BS: ive never done that
me: you want kinky honey, we can do kinky
....
BS: id like to have a 3some with you n another woman
me: I'm sure you can find another lady for that I've done 3somes and 4somes... lots of fun
BS: i dont know any other bi women
BS: ive never been dominated
me: I noticed that you tend to take the leading role ;) it's a little intimidating to try and Dominate you, 'cause I know that you can overpower me so easily... but once I've got you tied up...
...
BS: got one
me: one what?
BS: but she dont like anal
me: got photos of her?
BS: i will get
me: ok
BS: i have a feeling i will be taking her ass tho
me: oh yeah?
BS: i always get what i want
(UM... WHAT?!!)
me: do you now?
BS: ummhmm
me: that just makes me want to deny you
BS: lol, you cant deny me
me: oh yeah? what would happen if I did?
BS: i have no idea... never happened
me: well.. what would you have done last night if I told you you couldn't fuck my ass?
BS: that didnt happen so i cant say
me: would you ever force someone if they denied you?
BS: i dont cross limits
me: good to hear
...
BS: was i a good fuck for u
me: yes you were
BS: would you pay t fuck me?
me: no - I can get sex for free, why would I pay anyone?
BS: no no, i meant was i good enough to pay for
me: I guess so... considering a career change?
BS: no change ... just something on the side
I am.. hrmm... the sex was good enough that I'll probably have a second (or third) date if the situation comes up... but I am NOT seeing anything long term here, as hot as he is...
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Worst of Craigslist
So I've decided to start a new segment on this blog, featuring ads that I haven't replied to, but that seriously made me giggle... because of outrageous demands, poor spelling/grammar, etc.
To start us off, here are this morning's offerings:
In the "Strictly Platonic" section.
Female servants required - 21 (Brampton)
Hi I'm looking for female servants, preferebly shy. Srs replies only pls tnx
From the "Miscellaneous Romance" section... please note that this guy reposts this ad, verbatim, at LEAST once a week.
Fantasy Rape - m4w (downtown)
An Ex got me involved in fantasy rape. She said she wanted a man to want her so badly that nothing she could say or do was going to stop him from having her.
Strangely, it really worked for both of us.
In bed, me forcing her to do something against her will....
Sometimes I'd have to chase her, catch her, pin her down and fuck her.
good thing we always had a safeword.
I find it interesting that fantasy rape means different things to different women. one woman didn't fight me so much as wriggle away as I fucked her.
reply quickly, my ass is so flagged
Morning Sex - m4w - 30 (Toronto)
NO MALE NO MALE NO MALE. dont even try
Not much words, but the picture tells you everything.
I am clean, nice and respectful. I also can be dominant and very dirty, just as you want
let have fun today
(the photo is a disembodied cock shot)
An Ex got me involved in fantasy rape. She said she wanted a man to want her so badly that nothing she could say or do was going to stop him from having her.
Strangely, it really worked for both of us.
In bed, me forcing her to do something against her will....
Sometimes I'd have to chase her, catch her, pin her down and fuck her.
good thing we always had a safeword.
I find it interesting that fantasy rape means different things to different women. one woman didn't fight me so much as wriggle away as I fucked her.
reply quickly, my ass is so flagged
From the biggest producer of these posts.. the "Casual Encounters" section:
NO MALE NO MALE NO MALE. dont even try
Not much words, but the picture tells you everything.
I am clean, nice and respectful. I also can be dominant and very dirty, just as you want
let have fun today
(the photo is a disembodied cock shot)
Stay tuned, dear readers, for more of the "worst of craigslist"
Black Stud
I feel like I've just run a marathon... or been run over by a truck.. always the sign of a good evening. A good, but weird evening...
First of all, let me just say that this guy popped a cherry.
Let me give you all a moment for that to sink in.
Now, it wasn't a major cherry - it's just that, he had a six-pack. I don't think I've ever been within touching distance of a man with six-pack abs before, let alone fucking one of them.
So here I am, knocking at his door and he answers in all of his sexy goodness. He open his mouth and... *gasp* Jamaican accent! *squee*
We head downstairs, chat a bit, smoke a bit, he's eyeing me up the whole time and is sporting a very impressive tent in his pants. We get to the naked fun part and at this point I'm going to censor the next 2.5 hours of the evenings (though as an aside, I will say that while I lost count of the orgasms I had, he only had one. Yes ladies, he lasted TWO HOURS).
Ok, so we're sitting on the couch cuddling and occasionally chatting... he's telling me how he did e for the first time a couple of days ago, really enjoyed the experience and would really like to do it again (red flag #1). We ramp up for round 2 and things are going well (though let me tell you ladies - quick workout tip... having sex while standing up, where it necessitates you to be on your tip toes, is a killer workout for your legs)... until we move back to the couch for a position change.
Now, we'd been enjoying some anal fun, and while a girl can try to be as clean as possible, there is always the possibility of some santorum appearing (google it if you don't know the term). So I go to the washroom to tidy up, and it's really not that bad... more lube than anything else, especially considering his length and vigour. I return to the couch and... he's soft.. we cuddle a bit more and he eventually gets it back up... we start to fuck again and he goes soft.. starts pacing the room and sort of mumbling (red flag #2). I bring him over to the couch and cuddle a bit and make a comment about a rain check for next time. He agrees, so I get dressed and he kisses me quite thoroughly at the door before I leave.
All in all, last night was insanely satisfying, though ended a little strangely. Aside from the two red flags that popped up during the evening, he also lives about an hour and a half away, so while the drive was worth it last night, I'm not sure I'll go for a second date if he contacts me...
Saturday, November 7, 2009
Where are they now... Part I
So as I continue to troll craigslist, obviously from time to time I come across people I've slept with before or have at least exchanged e-mails...
Today I saw an ad posted by BR...
For when the ad expires, the text of it reads:
"I'm looking to get hired on at your office or place of business as your personal assistant. I would like to take care of all your sexual needs while at work. I am comfortable and willing to worship any part of your body you require. I have very few limits. I am also open to being touched and used by you should the need arise.
I'm looking for a professional in need of an assistant. Someone clean, disease free, infection free, and willing to pay a decent wage.
I am okay with being paid in cash, as well as getting onto your payroll. I'm looking for somewhere around $20-$25/hr, which I think is a fair wage for someone who will sexually satisfy you whenever you get the urge, and also do your regular office work ;)
My pics are on this ad. Yours are not required, but would be appreciated.
If you have an opening like this, please e-mail me and we can discuss it further. "
I'm looking for a professional in need of an assistant. Someone clean, disease free, infection free, and willing to pay a decent wage.
I am okay with being paid in cash, as well as getting onto your payroll. I'm looking for somewhere around $20-$25/hr, which I think is a fair wage for someone who will sexually satisfy you whenever you get the urge, and also do your regular office work ;)
My pics are on this ad. Yours are not required, but would be appreciated.
If you have an opening like this, please e-mail me and we can discuss it further. "
By Popular Demand...
So I've been requested to provide more details about the Twue Dominant who I had an exchange with... by all means, I'm happy to share the love.
It's really a very short and sweet story... I replied to an ad looking for a submissive, letting him know that I am a switch with a very deep submissive streak... once you 'tamed' me... I'm yours... his reply?
"Thanks for responding to my ad however I am not really looking for a switch person - I am looking for a true submissive and only asubmissive but thanks for answering the ad - if you should happen to know of a woman who is just submissive and not a switch i would appreciate you either giving me her email address or showing her my ad and have her get in touch with me - if you could help at all it would be much appreciated."
Snap him up ladies! Do I have any single submissive ladies addresses I can pass along to this gem of a candidate?
You know... in head hunting, they always say that if you aren't the candidate, you know the candidate... the theory being that people looking for jobs are networking and know other people looking for jobs and will pass long job leads to qualified candidates... thus the unqualified candidate
Friday, November 6, 2009
Who Knew?
Apparently as a Switch, I am not a "true" submissive and am thus not worthy of the attention of a Dominant man.
*snickers*
Sunday, November 1, 2009
Personal Trainer #1
You know how they say not to say anything if you can't say anything nice?
...
......
........
He seems to know what he's doing in terms of the personal training!
There! I came up with something :D Now I've got license to outline the bad, right?
1) He is definitely of the old-school "do as I say, not as I do" gym-teacher type... he's easily more overweight than I am
2) Prior to us getting started, we shared a joint... apparently my weed hit him a lot harder than he expected... he was a little... rambly...
3) As he was trying to lead me through his workout plan for me when he got a series of calls from his ex-wife... apparently his son has run away... this led to him calling his son's cell, etc
4) I got 1/2 an orgasm out of the whole deal.. .despite warning him that I'm VERY loud... when I started to cum he stopped like I was on fire.. apparently he thought something was wrong.. refused to touch me afterwards because I was too loud...
5) that said, I sucked him off twice...
I sent him an e-mail letting him know that he should contact me once things were resolved with his son... I figure I'll have found someone else by then *rolls her eyes*
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