Friday, September 17, 2010

ZOMG WHY ARE PEOPLE SO DUMB?!

Hottest toy of the summer! - m4w (Toronto) 36yr

Greetings and salutations Ms. Customers, 

Welcome to slaves'R'us. As Your personal shopper, allow me to guide You through our various departments and products. On the left there is the electronics section, full of electro-play and other fine torture devices. On the right is our leather section, with a wide variety of the finest whips, hoods, and boots among other things. Over there…… 

Pardon me? *pause* Oh! The hottest toy of the summer? Well, *looking both ways before leaning in and quietly whispering*, we just received this fine slave toy. he's a beta unit. Well it's funny, because he appears to be an 'alpha unit' by all conventional standards. *wide grin* But i mean he's a beta unit, in that, he has had basic testing and training, but nobody has ever really taken a good run at him. You know, taken him to the absolute limits and test him out thoroughly. 

What sort of experience you ask? It's a wide variety from the basic obedience training, pet training, domestic servitude, humiliation, degradation, various types of pain play and worship. Really the beauty of this unit is that he's quite adaptable, and will quickly understand Your specific needs and grow to suit You. 

Yes we do expect a mad rush for this unit, as he is a unique one of a kind model. In addition to the basic training, he's finely educated, cultured, ambitious, has solid family values and continually seeks the approval of his Owner. 

Check out? Of course, let's get You to the check out counter, and i will have him wrapped up and ready to go. 

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