HOME ALONE TODAY AND NEED A CLEAN, MATURE (NONE PRO) LADY TO TEACH THE ARE OF MAKING LOVE.
OR JUST A GOOD POUNDING.
YOU MUST BE DISCREET, VERY CLEAN, SANE AND RESPECTFUL.
NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO SLEEP AROUND.
THIS COULD BE ONE TIME OR *ON GOING.
I AM VERY CLEAN, MATURE, DISCREET AND ROMANTIC.
OR JUST A GOOD POUNDING.
YOU MUST BE DISCREET, VERY CLEAN, SANE AND RESPECTFUL.
NOT LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO SLEEP AROUND.
THIS COULD BE ONE TIME OR *ON GOING.
I AM VERY CLEAN, MATURE, DISCREET AND ROMANTIC.
soooo... he's looking for a woman on craigslist who doesn't sleep around, for a "one time" thing? This man clearly has "looking for a virgin who act like a whore" syndrome.
However seems really confused about what he wants... to be taught how to make love? to pound away (what is he looking for, meat to tenderize)? Something ongoing? A one night stand? Some of these combinations don't even make sense! What happens if he ends up with an ongoing thing with a lady wanting to each him the art of making love? Is it a full semester course? A curriculum? Though I would guess upon reading this ad that it would probably take more than one lesson... so that combination might actually work out well come to think of it...
plus that all caps thing IS really romantic...
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