Trying to get in shape...

So I've been trying to find a Personal Trainer willing to barter his services...  I figure.. hey.. it's another way to meet guys and I'll get in shape at the same time...

After I've weeded out all of the guys who have never worked out a day in their lives, and the ones who ignored the part of my ad that said I was out of shape and were then shocked that I'm not slim... I've ended up with two candidates thus far who seem reasonable....

Candidate 1 - A 49 years old man, canfit pro certified, apparently almost died 2 years ago and hasn't gotten back into working out since, seems to know his shit in terms of getting fit, has partial custody of a 15 year old son, has the 3rd floor of a "shared" house about 20 - 30 min from me (not sure if it's an actual apartment, or like.. a "shared house) ... is VERY kinky and seems pretty nice...

Candidate 2 - He is around my age, not a certified trainer but has done it in the past, has a 6-pack, runs his own company, also seems to know his shit in terms of eating and working out... got me to start keeping a food journal and has been commenting, claims not to have a face pic, has been a little flaky in terms of being able to get together, lives about a similar distance from me as Candidate 1 does, and we haven't really discussed kink...


The age of Candidate 1 concerns me a little, though when I brought it up he made some promising comments about "other methods" of pleasing me...  I'm also concerned about the accident and that he's not actually gotten back to working out much himself....

Candidate 2 seems a little odd that he doesn't have a face photo, and we've had some troubles getting our schedules to mesh which might make it difficult to actually work out as well...

Well dear readers... your opinions are appreciated...  I have no problems "testing the waters" with both of them...  and it's possible that one will come across as the clear winner over the other... but based on this info alone, who would you choose?

Some of the prospects this week who didn't make it to Date #1...

Sktechy dude with no photograph who sent me his phone number and asked me out to dinner...

Over-Eager air traffic controller who ended every other sentence with an excamation point and keeps telling me how! much! he's! looking! forward! to! hooking! up!!!!!1

"Lawyer" who claims to be Canadian born and raised but has very little command of the english language

Dude who "only" blew a .008, lost his license for a year, and just "couldn't believe it" that he'd have to have a breathalyzer installed in his car and retake his driving lessons when he finally got it back


and it's only Wednesday...

... EXCUSE ME?!

When I tell you that you're not my type, and I tell you what my type is, do not reply with "oh i see    and  even with your body??  these  guys   are all into that .,...come on  sweetie  who are you kiding"

This will NOT get you in to my pants.

A Good Date...

My scalp is sore, I think my throat is bruised, and I feel like I spent all weekend doing hard labour... all in all it was a wonderful date and I hope I can see him again soon... Not going to kiss and tell any further than that without his permission to post anything (yes, it was THAT good of a date)...

A bit of advice...

Don't tell me you're single and then send me a photo taken with the bathroom mirror that clearly shows all of your wifes beauty products on the counter

Then why are you trolling Craigslist?

I've got tickets to see Toxic Avenger this weekend, and all of my regular theatre partners are busy.  So, I did what anyone else would do... I posted an ad to Craigslist looking for a theatre date and essentially promising to put out afterwards.  I got a few guys who seemed interested and made a date with one of them.

We were chatting today and he suggested we meet up tonight as well.  Boy am I glad we did - saved me a disappointing Saturday night!

Now let me preface this by saying: I am not a size queen.  In fact, I find it easier to deep throat guys who are a little smaller in stature.

When your nose is pressed into his pubes as he's coming down your throat and you don't even feel the slightest tickle of your gag reflex though.... 

Even then, that's still ok!  Boys have tongues (which this one apparently doesn't use other than in my mouth, quite aggressively and sloppily)... and fingers...   which would be great, except the dear boy needs a bit of an anatomy lesson...  even WITH the piercing to act as "x marks the spot" ... so from our conversation earlier in the day I knew I had to cum before we were going to fuck, so I quickly took care of that little problem... 

condom goes on, I start riding him... except.. I think I'm riding him... I'm sure he's in there... he seems to be enjoying himself... hrmm... my legs are getting a little tired...  what the hell, why does he keep staring at my tits like he's allowed to look but not touch... hrmm.. putting his hands on them doesn't really help.... ok then...

suggest that we flip over and he do me from behind...  a few minutes later and he's done.  He goes off to the washroom to dispose of the evidence and I lie back on the bed.

As we lay on the bed cooling down I ask "so... what's the deal for Saturday" ... silence... then... "I have a confession to make"

uhoh

"I've never had casual sex before, only ever in a relationship... I thought I'd be ok with it but I'm not... I'm sorry"

My first thought: "Bullshit... man up and say that the sex was as bad for you as it was for me, or you think I'm too fat, or whatever the real reason is"  I know for a fact that he posts to the casual encounters section... now, maybe he's never hooked up with anyone and he's telling the truth... but my second thought was "fuck, now I need to find another date for Saturday"

so... anyone want to go see Toxic Avenger on Saturday?  I'm almost guaranteed to put out...

Worst Non-Date Ever...

Ok, well maybe not... but still pretty frustrating...  I got STOOD UP!

Poly Dude (PD) answers my ad, we hit it off and chat all day...  things get pretty heated and he tells me about his girl (Poly Girl - PG) who'd love to join in as well...   there are a few wrinkles to work out, but all in all it seems like an excellent situation to explore.  We make plans for Tuesday night without confirming a location... PD says he'll e-mail/text me on Tuesday to let me know where and if PG would be joining us as well... We wish each other a good night and all is well with the world...

Tuesday morning... he's not online... I send off a quick text to say goodmorning to him and PG...

Tuesday afternoon... still no contact...  decide to wait until 3 before officially pronouncing myself 'stood up' ...

3 o'clock comes and goes...

5:30 in my car on the way home, I give him a call... goes to voicemail...

...

poop.