Here Fishy Fishy...

I've received quite a few replies to my latest ad... some of them the same guys who were replying to my original ads when I first started posting them...  and they're still looking for a reason thankyouverymuch.

I have received a number of replies from fresh meat as well, and one of these we'll call.... DA (for DumbAss).

DA decided that he was going to do some digging, and found the blog.  From there he made a friends request to my facebook profile (not a friend of RB yet, come friend me on facebook!) and mentioned that we had a friend in common who would vouch for him.

So of course, I contacted this friend.

I believe that the response I got was along the lines of "what a complete waste of time I wouldn't touch him again with a 10 foot pole, I can't believe he used my name"

While I appreciate her saving me an evening of wasted time and disappointment, I can't help but thinking that he may have been good for a couple of days worth of blog posts...

Guess I'll keep fishing...

Still Seeking

After our lackluster date on Saturday night, LD and I decided to post another ad in hopes of attracting someone a little more... hardcore (and I mean that in the least pretentious way possible).  Our ad states:

Have you ever played on the edge? Been in that moment where you were certain you could not take even one more minute, but kept going anyways? Do you find yourself bored at play parties? Wish the Toronto scene was more 'hardcore'? 

We are an M/s couple seeking a boy to join us on a casual but ongoing basis. He is the Alpha male, while I am a switch - slave to Him, Mistress to you. 

He is 47, bisexual, blond hair, blue eyes, medium build; I am 27, bisexual, brown hair, blue eyes, medium build, large breasts and a few interesting piercings. You would be submitting to both of us, but would primarily be my toy to use as I please. 

You are under 35, FULLY bisexual, slim to medium build and comfortable in your submissive desires. You enjoy activities such as breathplay, humiliation, foot worship, pain and bondage. We understand that going to that edge requires a great deal of trust and chemistry, and are not looking necessarily to push boundaries on our first play date. That said, we are also not looking for someone who will require a year of wooing before we can get to the fun stuff. Preference will be given to those who have some experience and provide a clear pg-rated photo of themselves. Replies with cock-shots will be deleted and you will be mocked. 

I'm calling to all of you, my loyal henchmen, to keep your eyes peeled for such a specimen... should you happen to know anyone who is looking for something similar, send them my way!  Or... if you know someone who you need to exact devistatingly humiliating revenge upon, send them my way and I'll mock them on the blog after their dismal performance!

Where RB Gains a Stalker

Ah Dear Readers!  You know that you've reached true fame and fortune (and not just this cheap knock-off internet fame) when you find out that you've got a stalker.

That's right - my very own stalker!

Yesterday I was at a local fetish event when my stalker came up to me, gave me a hug and proceeded to tell me how much she enjoys the blog.  During our conversation, the dear girl asked me if she was the first to bug me when I forget to post (or have technical problems) and I was sad to inform her that she's the ONLY one who does that.  Before the end of the evening, my stalker had marked me and given me gifts... I think that we're forever bonded as stalker and celebrity now.

As... the price of fame...

One More Thing...

Today's post really wasn't very funny, so in apology I present to you a list of funny words that sound dirty but aren't (mostly):

Effluvium

Turgid

Scuttlebutt

Tookus

Osteopornosis

Glom

Puppenhaus (pronounced POOP-en-hows)

Bumfuzzle

Cattywampus

Cuirass (pronounced queer-ass)

First date with a second (third?)

Saturday night LD and I had a date with CC (cheating crossdresser)... it was... interesting.

I will admit that I was nervous about this date.  It's one thing to switch - but quite completely different to try and do both at once.  How do I remain an obedient slave to LD, while exuding my Dominant persona to cc?  Will seeing me submit to LD undermine my authority? Can I tap in to my Bitch Domme on command, in front of LD?  Will I ever get over this ice cream craving?  

Somehow we managed to get a late start to the afternoon and with cc arrived we were still getting ready.  This did not add to my confidence.  We got settled and had him change in to his ladies clothes... which included fishnets with rips in them - very sloppy.

Long story short, we had an ok time.  Poor boy has a wicked gag reflex which is somewhat displeasing... and while he does not get me hot and bothered, the act of hurting and humiliating him does please me.  We tied him up and hurt him, had him service us both orally, then sent him home with a hardon to take care of himself.  

I can see us playing with him from time to time, but I do not see him as our 'permanent' third... there just wasn't enough chemistry and he is too new to kink to play with really hard.  A fun toy to keep in my back pocket though.

Friday post, a day late

Note from RB: I'm sorry everyone! I post to my blog via e-mail and I accidentally sent this post directly to LD instead of to my blog.  

I've noticed an alarming trend on craigslist recently... it all started on mother's day, and I was actually going to post about it, but fell on a cock and got distracted.

Incest Fantasies

I'm talking about all of these men (and don't be fooled, it's never women) posting for lactating women, Mommy/son fantasies, Daddy/daughter fantasies and Sister/Brother fantasies. I've seen 'em all in the last month or so, some of them more than a few times and there seem to be more of them recently.

What is with this?! I mean, I suppose that theoretically I'm not opposed to actual incest providing all parties are consenting and they bring no harm to the general public (procreating would fall under this category due to the higher risk of deformities and the strain that would bring on the health care system, yadda yadda whatever), but for some reason I find this fake incest to be more objectionable.

Obviously these people have some repressed feelings for a family member. But why is this taboo 'ok' to roleplay when others aren't? You certainly don't see pedophiles posting for people who look 12 years old. I've only ever ONCE seen an ad for a guy looking for a chick to take an ice bath and pretend to be dead (and actually considered replying to it, just for kicks). I guess people in to bestiality don't go looking on craigslist for partners, what with animals not being very internet savvy...

It just seems to me that any hook up from one of these ads would be so contrived and fake, that the person seeking a partner would have to try *very* hard to keep themselves fooled in to believing they're actually boning their Mommy/Sister/Daughter. None of these ads place physical characteristic requirements... wouldn't you want a partner that at least RESEMBLES being related to you? Talk about suspension of disbelief if you're a middle aged white man with your dick in a 20 something black chick.

And tell me... how is sex with your sister going to be any different from sex with any other partner? When you're 'having relations' with your current partner... do you talk at all about how you're not related? Do you really think if you were doing the horizontal tango with your mother that you'd be babbling away about how she's a total MILF or about that time she wouldn't let you get ice cream at the zoo? NO! The sex would be just the same as sex with any other person!

So then what does this role play leave them with? The entire role play is in their own mind... so wouldn't it be easier (and more successful) to just hook up with a 'regular' chick and pretend she's your daughter without telling them? What sort of elaborate set up do these people have in mind?

I'm a pretty open minded chick people, but this trend has me baffled.

Thursday Top Ten

I figured I'd continue the week with another list - this time 10 facts that you may or may not know about me!

1. Fetishes: I have a strong fetish surrounding sense of smell, specifically two scents: Fresh Clean Man-Sweat, and Sunscreen.  Heaven help me if you combine the two!
2. Noses: I HATE having my nose licked/sucked/wet... I also apparently act like a kitten when having it flicked or blown on.  LD seems to derive intense enjoyment from torturing me with this.
3. Size Queen: I am not one.  In fact, I find particularly long cocks to be quite painful.  I DO however really enjoy being filled - fisting and large plugs, etc are favourite activities of mine, both from enjoying the sensation and the sense of accomplishment that comes from taking something particularly large in to me.
4. Turn Ons: I love watching a man (or woman) do something they excel at... athletes being athletic, musicians playing music, artists performing their art, etc... it's the authority and confidence and demonstration of skill that does it for me - not any particular talent.
5. Bisexuality: While I have had sex and D/s play with plenty of women, I've never dated or been in a relationship with one.
6. Like a Virgin: I lost mine when I was 13, shortly after my 13th birthday.
7. Role Play: I can't stand the 'dress up as a school girl and pretend you've been naughty here in my bedroom' kind of role play, but love the more immersive, deceptive forms like going to a swingers party and pretending to be vanilla, or going sex toy shopping and calling LD 'Daddy', or being sold as a prostitute or pretending to be a gold digger or a spoiled princess in public.
8. Somnophilia: I love being played with while unconscious or sleeping... some of this ties in to my rape fantasies (GHB anyone?) and some of it ties in to the idea of being as vulnerable as can be - can't really defend yourself when unconscious... and sex is always a fantastic way to wake up!
9. Fear Play: While I wrote about being terrified the other night when LD was punishing me, I think that I wouldn't mind exploring fear play more in our regular play... fear does similar things with adrenaline as arousal does and it would be interesting to see if they can be merged at all.
10. Story Time: I much prefer written erotica to video pornography, and sadly one of the best sources of smut is fan fiction... Sometimes if a story is particularly hot but ludicrous, I replace the names and pretend that it's not set in whatever story world it's supposed to be set in.  Reading fandoms that I'm unfamiliar with works as well.