How NOT to reply to an ad...

BBW

Im a mulato good looking guy. I stand 5 10 and weigh 176 lbs, I have very short hair and clean shaven. BBW's are hot but I would also like to loose some weight. I dont like my belly. I am in my early 40's but most say I look mid thirties. I like the running then shower part. I love curvy women especially in the butt area. I like the be firm in bed and I have been told that my penis hurts then thats why I love bbw's. Im not 12 inches but I am 8 and love to please a woman. If I can help you loose weight and have shower fun with you bonus for me. If interested write back. If I don't hear from you I'll quess you are not interested, and if so good luck.


Has someone stolen his apostrophe key?  Is his spellcheck broken?

By Popular Demand...

So I've been requested to provide more details about the Twue Dominant who I had an exchange with... by all means, I'm happy to share the love.

It's really a very short and sweet story...  I replied to an ad looking for a submissive, letting him know that I am a switch with a very deep submissive streak... once you 'tamed' me... I'm yours... his reply?

"Thanks for responding to my ad however I am not really looking for a switch person - I am looking for a true submissive and only asubmissive but thanks for answering the ad - if you should happen to know of a woman who is just submissive and not a switch i would appreciate you either giving me her email address or showing her my ad and have her get in touch with me - if you could help at all it would be much appreciated."

Snap him up ladies!  Do I have any single submissive ladies addresses I can pass along to this gem of a candidate?

You know... in head hunting, they always say that if you aren't the candidate, you know the candidate... the theory being that people looking for jobs are networking and know other people looking for jobs and will pass long job leads to qualified candidates... thus the unqualified candidate 

Who Knew?

Apparently as a Switch, I am not a "true" submissive and am thus not worthy of the attention of a Dominant man.

*snickers*

Some of the prospects this week who didn't make it to Date #1...

Sktechy dude with no photograph who sent me his phone number and asked me out to dinner...

Over-Eager air traffic controller who ended every other sentence with an excamation point and keeps telling me how! much! he's! looking! forward! to! hooking! up!!!!!1

"Lawyer" who claims to be Canadian born and raised but has very little command of the english language

Dude who "only" blew a .008, lost his license for a year, and just "couldn't believe it" that he'd have to have a breathalyzer installed in his car and retake his driving lessons when he finally got it back


and it's only Wednesday...