... EXCUSE ME?!

When I tell you that you're not my type, and I tell you what my type is, do not reply with "oh i see    and  even with your body??  these  guys   are all into that .,...come on  sweetie  who are you kiding"

This will NOT get you in to my pants.

A bit of advice...

Don't tell me you're single and then send me a photo taken with the bathroom mirror that clearly shows all of your wifes beauty products on the counter

Wait... there are RULES?!

What do you mean I wasn't supposed to e-mail him last night... I look to eager? What's wrong with showing I'm interested? .... ... make him chase me? Why does the man have to chase the woman? ... well what about in a D/s dynamic? Does the Dom or the sub do the chasing?

What do you mean you don't know? ... These rules are stupid, and it doesn't matter because I already sent him an e-mail last night...

oh! he's replied! so there *sticks out tongue* ... He says that we'll talk again next week.. ... hrm... that sorta sounds like "I'll call you" doesn't it? .... but he thinks that I'm an intelligent and articulate woman... that's good, right? He mentions wanting to see my ass... that's even better... right? Right? RIGHT?!

awwww crap, does this mean he's just not that in to me?

A Quick Tip...

For all of you people who may or may not be searching for your one (or second) true love and are posting/answering personal ads...

Spellcheck is your friend. So are full sentences.

If I put together a well thought out, eloquent post on what I am looking for, please put in more effort than:

"mature Domiannt male loves yur ad and would lvoe to know more about you
Im not attached but do to the fact i run my own business and referee Monir Hockry Im very busy but always make time for a lovely lady"

At the very least, have some self respect. Your response is your first impression of you, and blatant misspellings and net speak tell me that you just don't care.